Floetry

Floetry – SupaStar

Chris George

I have a confession to make: before listening to this, I dropped the CD on the floor and accidentally stamped on it. After hearing it, I sort of wish I’d kept stamping.

Repetitive and uninspired, SupaStar is British poppy R ’n’ B at its most bland and only gets more annoying and tedious each time you hear it. There are a hundred other R ‘n’ B acts with more talent, better lyrics and better tunes.

Their three albums are called Floetic, Floacism and the newest, Flo’Ology (what the fuck are they on about?). Perhaps they should call their next album Flo’Or, because that’s where this CD belongs. Stamp, stamp, stamp.

3/10